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idiot filter

The first level of technical support at just about any company. If you have a real problem with a product, you have to prove you're not an idiot just so you can talk to the next level of support where someone may actually be able to address the problem.
Caller: I bought a RAM module that doesn't seem to work.
Tech Sup: Did you try plugging it in the computer first?
Caller: Are you seriously asking me that? Yes. I plugged it into each slot separately, trying various memory configurations and even tried it in a second PC I have. The memory check always fails.
Tech Sup: Did you try unplugging your computer?
Caller: Dude, can I get past the idiot filter? If two different computers in multiple slots say the RAM is bad, then it's bad.
by itscraig January 14, 2010
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Flittermouse

A bat
by Marc October 15, 2003
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tongue flitter

when a male or female moves their tongue very fast on a clitoris
"ohh.. i love how you tongue flitter that pussy, you dirty boy"
by Daisy Lashes July 18, 2009
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furnace filter

While performing sexual relations in the ever popular doggy-style position, said male retreives his dirty underwear and at the perfect interval, stuffs them unexecpectedly in her mouth as she moans. Timing is crucial in this act. A quick getaway is sometimes needed. It is required by man-law to tell all friends when this has been properly executed. Thanks JP
"Cody told me he pulled off a furnace filter last night after bar time with that milf from next door. Awesome"
by 4nick8r March 14, 2009
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Filter Rape

– noun
1. the unjust overuse of photographic filters upon an image to display a false impression of creativity.

2. a phrase used by teen males to describe the use of filters on a photograph to create the illusion of artistry, commonly used by teen-aged females.
The Comic Book Effect in Apple's Photo Booth can be described as Filter Rape.
by Aldurossii December 27, 2010
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filter face

The expression you get when you inhale the very last tobacco in your filter cigarette. The red-glowing tobacco usually causes the filter to heat up instantly, transfering painful heat to your lips.
Can also be used in a negative term to offend someone:

"Jonnern has a permanent filter face".
"If I had a filter face like yours, I'd kill myself."
by fatti May 16, 2005
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Flitter party

Event or party that is a dating game attended by singles who use mobile phones such as a Blackberry or iPhone to flirt or Flitter with one another using Twitter.
I met a girl at a Flitter party by flittering her on my iPhone.
by Harrold Seaward February 18, 2010
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