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fetard

An insult that is a combination of "fat" and "retard". This is extremely offensive use with caution.
1st person: "That kid was so annoying to me I just couldn't stand it"

2nd person: "So what did you do?"

1st person: "I just called him a fetard that shut him up"
by space_ranger March 6, 2018
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Fetal Position

A sexual position consisting of a woman curled up like a fetus and a man lying straight having sex with her belly button.

The fetal position is intended for use with women who are overweight or have abnormally large belly buttons.
"How was last night?"

"Lame. Fetal position isn't all it's cracked up to be."
by Jafus000xxx1 June 14, 2008
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Fetacipatinus

Sticking tha feet up the boys anal hole unless he screams.
I gave my sexy boyfriend a fetacipatinus for four staright hours.
by Emma and Katie March 19, 2005
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Fetal Shit Ball Syndrome

Known to the world as FSBS is when taking a poop your nuts start hurting like crazy.
"Man i just dropped the kids off at the pool and my balls hurt. I think i have Fetal Shit Ball Syndrome!
by Rich23 April 3, 2008
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fetal pubes

The pubes of a unborn child
The amount of fetal pubes on Tim, made him look like a tumbleweed in the womb
by Metallica4-11 March 30, 2003
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Fetal Facefucking

When you fuck a girl in late pregnancy so hard, you actually are getting pleasure from the mouth of the unborn baby inside her.
i was totally fetal facefucking that girl last night

woa dude i never tried that before
by DanvalleAjmemmo May 2, 2011
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fetal slot

I pushed it into her fetal slot.
by tomba la bomba June 24, 2009
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