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fernandez claw

Often played in a small tight-knit group of friends, always male for obvious reasons. One male, will sneak up behind another, and grasp the others testicles firmly, and pushes upwards into the air. The duration of the hold depends on how close friends you are, and how much pain you wish for the victim to endure. Very fun game when played oevr a long period of time, so others forget. best played in shallow hottubs.
man 1 - Dude go give that charles guy the fernandez claw.
man 2 - yeah sure, he wont suspect a thing.
man 1 - just make sure you get him good from behind.
man 2 - wurd.
by stevert December 11, 2008
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San Fernando Valley

A region in Los Angeles county that is north of the Santa Monica mountains. Also bordered by the Santa Susana Mountains and the San Gabriel Mountains. Most of the San Fernando Valley is part of the city of Los Angeles but other cities that reside there include Calabassas, San Fernando, Burbank, and Glendale. The city of Hidden Hills is on the edge and may or may not be considered part of the San Fernando Valley. The portion that is part of Los Angeles tried to succeed and form its own city through a vote in 2002 but was unsuccessful. This is the region that the term Valley Girl refers to. The area code is 818 and this is the center of the U.S. pr0n aka porn industry.

The neighborhoods in the San Fernando Valley that are part of the city of Los Angeles are Arleta, Canoga Park, Chatsworth, Encino, Granada Hills, Lake View Terrace, Mission Hills, North Hollywood, North Hills, Northridge, Pacoima, Panorama City, Porter Ranch, Reseda, Sherman Oaks, Studio City, Sun Valley, Sunland, Sylmar, Tarzana, Toluca Lake, Tujunga, Van Nuys, Valley Village, West Hills, Winnetka, and Woodland Hills.

If they had been successful in succeeding from Los Angeles the SFV would have become the 5th largest city in the country. It could hold all of Baltimore, Washington DC, and Boston.

For more information also see sfv and the valley.
In the song "Freefalling" by Tom Petty he sings about the San Fernando Valley, specifically Reseda.
by Nelson B August 10, 2005
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Fernando

A sexy wiener hotdog who is amazing and is so hot!
Fernando is so hot and so yummy.
by aodie7 March 25, 2019
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fernando

a hottie and the biggest homo you'll ever meet. his titties are to die for. he’s really gæ but it’s okay. he’s always in his feelings. never call him unless you wanna get ear raped. ladies he’s single so hit him
up
fernando: 😔✌🏿
by gogi69 May 20, 2019
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Dirty Fernando

The act of telling underage girls that you can sneak them into the bar, while you are in uniform and on duty. For maximum sleaziness, tell them in front of their mothers.
Did you hear Everett pulled a Dirty Fernando yesterday out at the track.
by Silly Stan August 3, 2009
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Fernando

The most handsome, perfect man you will ever meet. He is the most caring, sweetest, perfect person to ever exist. He is loyal and will treat you like a queen. (Por siempre y para siempre)
Someone: who is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with?

Madigan: Fernando ♥️
by Irishlittledog January 27, 2022
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Fernando

Fernando invented geometry. He is the sorcerer of math… he invented my teacher, Mr Wienert with a box of scraps. He invented the modern calculator, and wrote the Bible.
I hate doing my Fernando homework today.
by aGiftedHotDog April 7, 2022
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