focused individual

Person who is in a relationship. Generally entails extending the 'not cheating' philosophy to pointing out hot girls to their friends, going to strip clubs, watching porn, making sexist jokes, etc. Similar to being whipped but not as derogatory.

"Hey dude, did you see that girl in the bikini?"
"Nah dude, I'm a focused individual"

"You coming to Goldfingers tonight?"
"Are you kidding? I'm a focused individual, remember?"

by Simbera May 23, 2007

focustrate

A combination of focusing and concentrating. Most commonly used when one cannot focustrate, or is trying to. Is similar, but not quite synonymous, to focustraight.

"Dude, shut up! I can't focustrate on my essay with you talking on you cell like that!"

by ghuxy June 24, 2007

fetusphile

A male or Female who is attracted to the fetus. Clearly, being way worse than a pedophile.

fetusphile: Fuck yes! Genesis is on HBO again. *fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
pedophile: you're sick.

by Lollipop Decay October 24, 2007

Fetus Slammer

An unusually large penis.

Damn that guy had one hell of a fetus slammer!

by The Sdogs December 29, 2009

Fecunditious

Having a high fecundity. Can refer to having a lot of children or generally high sexual/reproductive tendencies.

The most fecunditious tortoises have the largest impact on the overall population.

Look at all those kids, that couple must be fecunditious as hell.

I got fecunditious with your mom last night.

by AKramien December 8, 2010

feces occurs

A clever way of saying, "Shit happens."

My portfolio lost 22 percent of its value in the recent market correction. Oh, well: Feces occurs.

by chadsuperhero December 16, 2013

fetusash

the coolest 5sos, nouis and blink-182 account on tik tok!!! she is also super hot and that is the only thing she has in common with michael😕😕

user fetusash is my favorite tik tok account

by hawaiihat May 30, 2021