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festering gypsy

Someone who suffers from pesculation. ie. Covered with open sores.
Syphilitic Burdens.
Don't go down on her she is a festering gypsy.
by Andy Brotherton August 12, 2005
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Die faster food

Another term for fast food, because after you eat it for a long time it wall make you die from a heart attack,stroke ect.
I quit eating die faster food.
by Judge dreed7 April 30, 2011
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festering

Female stalking.Comes from the english verb fester:To become septic; to become rotten; to worsen, especially due to lack of attention. original use derived from how gross girls are depressed and will hit on everything, but get nothing back so they just get worse. verb has come to refer to any instance of unwanted attention given from a girl to a guy. Isn't it funny when the guy just ISN'T interested and she STILL clings to him like a cliff face? that's festering.

when a girl who is nasty (un-hygenic,slutty) or who you just lack interest in who won't stop calling you,showing up in your daily life, coming to your parties uninvited, or just generally stalking you. more commonly refers to a girl you are not interested in who is all over you when you hang out with your friends.
gawd vickey was crazy festering at steve's party last night.

on you?

yeah I wish steve would stop inviting her, she's cute but I'm really into jane dude.

yeah, I feel ya.

or------------

what the hell?!?

what?

dude that girl we met is festering on me man, she just texted me...

yuck, that girl is gonna make aids airborne, you seen that hoe?!

yeah I feel like a d-bag but I just HAVE to wash myself after she touches me...
by lemurpie August 7, 2008
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dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.
there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants
by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008
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festering flute

When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.
by dyckdem January 8, 2008
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Daddy faster

you want ur daddy to go faster idiot

i use it alot.
Faster daddy AhHHH Big d!ck papi daddy FASTER !
by wordsforurstupidass May 26, 2021
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Faster

Meaning you wanting something to happen soon, now, asap. Term originated in Cobb County, Ga (suburb of Atlanta)
Pull up to my crib faster!
by Comentalktome February 1, 2020
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