Life isn't fair.

What people say to justify doing unfair things.

Defendant: How come OJ gets to kill his wife and I don't?
Judge: Life isn't fair. Go to jail and die.

Judge: How come I'm getting a parking ticket even though I fine people for that shit every day?
Cop: Because life isn't fair.

Cop: How come you get a steak dinner for killing someone and all I can ever afford are bagels and donuts?
Defendant: Life ain't fair motherfucka!

by GooD_WiLL November 3, 2011

fair-weather sailor

See fair-weather friend. Someone who is agreeable only when the prevailing conditions are pleasant. Unreliable when the going gets rough.

Ken Stratton is not a fair-weather sailor

by Greggy1 June 6, 2010

Fair Play Missouri

A shit hole town that you blink and miss it. It has one gas station and a grocery store. Pretty God surrounded town and super boring. The teens there have nothing more to do than go about 8 minutes east of the town to Bolivar and hang at Wal-mart. Whoa, so much fun! If you grow up there, you will learn to call it home and eventually have a love/hate relationship with it.

You dont go to Fair Play Missouri? oh, you're not my brother.

by Shit-Hole-Student July 13, 2011

Fair weather friend

A disloyal friend. Someone who will befriend you when it’s beneficial or convenient for them, but will ditch you the second you’re no longer useful. They’ll hang out with you when nobody else is available. But will ghost you when they find better company. They’re basically a phony friend who are only interested in you when it’s in their favor but couldn’t care less about you as a person.

Hey Steve, why do I only hear from John when he wants a favor but is never available when I need something?

Simple, he’s a fair weather friend.

by Truckerdan May 17, 2021

Fairfield connecticut

Extreme range of people you can meet. Highest underage drinking capital of country. Dave matthews band and John Meyer on repeat. You can find extreme preppy pricks and great weed! Never doubt the mad heads of drunk miners at Penfield beach.

Who’s throwing the fat dartie today? Ah just a white girl who wears Ugg’s with jean shorts.

Fairfield connecticut

by happyroxy November 11, 2021

No Fair-Weatherness

Means weather the Steelers or any Pittsburgh team is having a bad game or season you still root no matter what. No fair weatherness. CRAZY ITAILIAN GUY 96.1 Kiss Mikey and Big Bob

I am not giving up on a the Steelers , no fair-weatherness here!

by Joe4055 July 23, 2014

lachlan fairbairn

A comedic YouTuber with incredible hair. He looks like Ruel but wears his jeans rolled up at different heights.

And don’t forget what you don’t know, you can’t ever try, what you never knew - Lachlan Fairbairn

by You’re a pseudonym July 30, 2019