Whorse face

WHORSE FACE: A person so fugly who possesses similar facial characteristics of that of a horse but yet still manages to sleep with everyone (also known as a whore)... Whorse Face

Dude Did you seriously sleep with Whorse Face, That girl has a face that is half buck teeth and she has aids!

by emthom07 June 23, 2010

Shredding Face

/SHred.diNG/ /fās/

shred·ding-face

verb.

A term that originated in northern Saskatchewan it indicates you were snowboarding so awesomely and at such a dominating caliber compared to everyone else on the mountain that you physically shredded the skin, eyes, and ultimately face, off of anyone and everyone who was pathetically attempting to keep up with you. The term is used as both an insult when you’ve showed someone how it’s done (ex. Just shredded your face off chump!) and as a taunt when the day of shred has either just started or you’re loading up your gear on the way to the hill. (Better enjoy the view while you still can boys because I'm about to shred your faces off!)

"I was shredding face all day, these chumps didn't have a chance on the slopes"

"Well boys enjoy your faces while you still have em because I'm gonna be shredding face all day!"

"Hey Ian what happened to your face... looks like it got shredded off!"

"Nate was really shredding face today" "Yeah no kidding, when you're riding with chumps named Jaz how can you not!"

by TheGrizzlyDen December 9, 2013

Witch Face

Someone who has a face like a witch. Stringy hair, rotten teeth, moles on their face, long face, long chins, huge foreheads, and dark circles under their eyes. A crooked nose, a cackling laugh. Mean and scares people away

Rose Marie is the scariest person in Grand Rapids because she has a witch face. and mean witch attitude.

by The Beautiful One May 12, 2023

upside your face

1)Additional ownage, said immediately prior to or while slapping or hitting someone.
2)Where that bitch is gonna get slapped.
3)An alternative to "Upside your head".

Bitch: And you know what else is your fault? That--
Perry: (slaps Bitch) Upside your face, bitch! Now shut the fuck up... and go make me a sandwich!

by WelcomeToNowhere April 18, 2010

girl next door face

the cute girl that is kinda innocent but people low-key want to get with

Some girls have a steady bitch face, you have a girl next door face.

by xyz. June 14, 2015

Peanut butter face

When a person, usually a female, wears so much makeup that it looks like she put a thin layer of peanut butter on her face.

"That girl wears a lot of makeup."
"She has a peanut butter face."

by SlothManJones April 20, 2017

pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.

Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.

by The Raging Bull August 25, 2005