Former Felon

A term invented by politicians to justify allowing felons to vote. There is no such thing as a former felon, once a felon, always a felon.

Hearing held to decide whether Florida’s former felons should be allowed to vote

by non-pc August 19, 2020

National Felon Day

National Felon Day is on May 14th of every year.

I’m so excited to celebrate National Felon Day with my friends.

by Notmixmaster May 2, 2023

felony favor

To do someone a criminal favor without compensation--usually used in reference to buying drugs for someone without making any profit to balance out the risk involved.

"She wanted me to go down to Alphabet City and cop some cocaine for her and wouldn't even give me ten dollars for my trouble--fuck no, I'm not doing any felony favors!"

by Caty S January 17, 2009

Fenton Boots

Knee high hooker boots that are worn by old people

Wow Joe, your mom in those Fenton Boots was hot.

by Jeff Wallace February 7, 2005

Felony Ring(s)

white, sometimes crusty remnants of post-nasal drip caused by "doing a line" or "some lines" of an illegal substance such as cocaine or methaphetamine (speed). Possession of any of these illegal drugs is classified as a felony. These remnants will often form ring(s) in the opening of the nasal passages.
Felony Ring(s)

Those felony ring(s) are going to get you fired!

I know what he had for lunch. Look at those felony ring(s).

Always check your nose in the mirror for felony ring(s) after lunch.

by G's Spot July 20, 2008

Fulton

Fulton, New York was an industrialized city that contained several manufacturing plants such as the wool and Nestles first US chocolate factory. Known as the city that missed the great depression, things took a turn for the worst during the recent recession. This resulted in closing many factories and the loss of jobs including the shutdown of the towns hospital. Fulton could be a hidden goldmine if someone would invest money to create jobs there but it is full of houses for sale or foreclosed. The sign into Fulton reads, City With A Future. Fulton was named after Robert Fulton, Inventor of the Steamboat. The high school there, G. Ray Bodley is well known for their wrestling team known as the Fulton Red Raiders.

Residents of Fulton used to look forward to the lingering smell of Chocolate in the air from the factory, home of the crunch bar.

by usedtolivethere April 4, 2011

the fulton

Filling up a man or womans asshole with peanut butter then eating out the asshole or fucking the asshole letting the person getting fucked lick the peanut butter of off the penus.

Hey baby can we try the fulton? I even bought some peanut butter.

by AliZain666 January 22, 2007