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[Faloped]

to have sex with or to simple squire a woman about town.
by FalopedyoMom February 20, 2009
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fapoozle

Man, i met Ira White (BJ) last night on Fapoozle
by Nancy Grace April 13, 2009
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Fappertisement

Advertisement that could be used for fap material.
The lingerie section of Sears, JC Penney, and Kmart found in the Sunday newspaper was the best fappertisement for a young man.

Between that and the comics, my hands were busy before/during/after church.
by Dr Drainage September 2, 2014
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Fapperoni

Masturbating with such ferocity that your penis resembles a raw, reddish stick of cured meat sausage.
I took a sick day at work which turned into a fapperoni party, and now I think I should get some ointment.
by The Unsightly bULGe September 12, 2014
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Fappidextrous

The ability to fap with both hands.
His muscles are huge. He must be fappidextrous
by Fappidextrous December 2, 2014
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Fappetizing

Sexually appealing; creating a state of sexual arousal, specifically an irrepressible urge to masturbate.
Chris' little sister is getting older and I must say, she's become rather fappetizing with that firm, adult body and sense of womanhood.
by Studfugly January 2, 2015
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Fappee

Chris: Hey Tom who did you fap to last night?
Tom: My fappee?
Chris: Yeah
Tom: I fapped over Jessica
by Fill_ June 18, 2015
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