fair to middlin

"Fair to middlin" is a Deep South term for okay, fair enough, alright.

That movie was fair to middlin'.

by Deedra October 30, 2007

fahrenheit

The temperature scale named for German physicist,Daniel Fahrenheit.
The definition now means "the absolute hottest female in the universe!"
The type of female that automatically makes the temperature rise 10 degrees, just by entering the room!

She's Fahrenheit! She's got ultimate beauty, supreme intelligence, flawlwss style, and magnetic grace.

by Knowledge Doctor July 27, 2008

Fair Weather Patriot

Someone who waxes philosophical about being Patriotic but would never actually join the Military and put their ass on the line for anything. To the Fair Weather Patriot simply voting and paying taxes is enough.

Fair Weather Patriot: (Singing Lee Greenwood) "And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today!"

Military Guy: (Interrupting) "Hey man you know we've been at war for like ten years now right? Why haven't you stood up next to me and defended her still today like the song says?"

Fair Weather Patriot: "I do my part -- I vote and pay my taxes."

by Not A Fair Weather Patriot May 25, 2011

faileosis

the time in which an individual fails a multiple amount of times within a certain time.

Girl 1: UGH, i'm so upset.

Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Well, this morning I woke up late, then my car wouldn't start. I ran a stop sign trying to get to work and then got a ticket for running it. on top of that, after i ran the stop sign i had to brake hard and i spilled my coffee on my white shirt!
Girl 2: dang, i think you got a case of FAILEOSIS!
Girl 1: Thanks alot, jerk.

by tiataquito May 5, 2009

failentologist

some one who fails at almost every thing

rob: did you get my coffee?
tim:sorry i forgot...
a few hours later:
rob:so tim forgot my coffee this morning
jimmy: tim is such a fucking failentologist!

by why are muffins illegal? October 18, 2009

Fabreezed

As if you've farted as light as air, like a fabreeze spray. So gently waft.

person 1: *smells* Dude. Who fabreezed?

Everyone looks at each other: Nope. That wasn't me-That fabreeze was too light.

by Lucky Pop March 17, 2010

Fair Weather Runner

A person who only runs when the weather is excellent but otherwise avoids running

During springtime the fair weather runners finally start training while the rest of the Track team has been running all winter.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011