Charlottesville excuse

An excuse to blame the one side of a riot rather than the other who actually carried out the violent attacks.

The news pulls the Charlottesville excuse for publicity.

by Type2GenomeManiac March 14, 2019

esculent

The quality of being a comestible.

SEE COMESTIBLE... Noob.

by He who likes Bukkake February 3, 2005

Excuse-itis

Someone that has an excuse for everything.

Someone asks you to go workout with them and you said no because you hurt your knee. You would reply... "You have excuse-itis, you need to get rid of your man boobs bro!"

by Pepps October 6, 2007

disgusting excuse for a human being

A human being who is so disgusting and vile who doesn't deserve to be called or treated as a human being.

Mark:Hey did you hear that linda burnt the test papers of lucy?
Jonas:Yeah I did,she is a disgusting excuse for a human being.

by Briton September 5, 2018

excuse

A sentence or phrase often used to explain every occurrence of death in FPS games such as Counter-Strike and Quake

1.
stat killed Reaps with ma41
(Dead)Reaps: OMFG stupid mouse cord FS!
2.
RandomCSer killed Reaps with mp5navy
(Dead)Reaps: omg my ping FS, was 600 THEN!
(Dead)s0ck: it was 150 man
(Dead)spageh: yer, was 160 when I last checked
(Dead)Reaps: omfg no it was'nt !! FS!

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

excuse my french

when u cuss but there are little virgin ears around u and u dont want them to think u r a bad person

o man i fell down the stairs. it hurt like the first time i fucked. o excuse my french

by kelsey September 29, 2003

The Worlds Greates Excuse

"Because you touch yourself at night"

"Why did all the dinosaurs die?"
"Because you touch yourslef at night"

by DJ Shiznasty MC Fasty June 11, 2006