ender's game

One of the best series of books ever, guy above me got most of it, but missed a few of the short stories, investment councelor, christmas in battle school(i think that this is made, or will be), teachers pest, and the one about young john paul

First Meetings (the three short stories)

by BeanXenocide May 27, 2005

neck ender

A waster who is so stupid and pointless in their existence that they may as well not even have a brain or indeed a head in which to keep one. Someone who believes tracksuit bottoms and rock port boots look good together and thinks Argos jewellery is 'dead fukn classy like pet'.

Usually a scally,pikey,kev,townie, charver,trailer trash,cracker or indeed any form of looser

Deborah: Look at all those work shy pikeys in the 'Everythings a Pound' shop Charles...

Charles: Yes Deborah, see them grab at those poor quality goods like the cavemen they are. What an absolute bunch of neck enders.

Deborah: our so right Charles, I love you.

Charles: I love you too Deborah

by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004

Trend ender

A social reject attempting to gain popularity by following the latest trend. Once the reject has been seen wearing a popular trend of clothes, the trend went from hot to not. And soon enough a new trend will develop.

It can also apply to a older man or women going through a mid life crisis and attemp to regain popularity.

Chris love is such a trend ender.

by Lrg_whore April 21, 2009

double ended dragon

When one pukes and poops simultaneously.

Jack, finding himself not able to hold back anymore, leaned off the side of the boat and performed the double ended dragon, spewing chunks out the front and feces out the back at the same time.

by doubleg007 November 14, 2011

Manly Endeavors

A high school class devised to test the strength, willpower and fortitude of a man. This is achieved by students individually completing several tasks that, once completed, prove the student in question to be incredibly courageous, awesome, and in all likelihood, criminally insane.
Events include:
Bear-Hugging a Bear
Running upstream in a waist-high river in full medieval body armor
Catching a bullet in your teeth
Climbing up a rock face with no gear except the two handed broadsword which is permitted for fighting carnivorous mountain goats
Killing yaks with nothing but your mind
Killing yaks with your shadow
Kayaking across the Pacific ocean
Convincing a female yeti to have dinner with you in Paris (and later convincing the TSA to let an abominable snowman on a plane)

Other events exist, but not publicly.

Warning!: Failure to complete some tasks perfectly may in severe injury or death.

Samuel: So what elective are you taking this year, bro?

Kumar: Manly Endeavors. All the way.

Samuel: You are fuckin' insane! More people die in that class than in the French Army!

Kumar: That's the French Army's fault not ours...

by Mindbladeskillyaks May 30, 2010

endeavor

try hard to do or achieve something.
an attempt to achieve a goal.
earnest and industrious effort, esp. when sustained over a period of time.
an enterprise or undertaking.

"he is endeavoring to help the Third World"
"an endeavor to reduce serious injury"
"enthusiasm is a vital ingredient in all human endeavor"
"a political endeavor"
"the company endeavored to expand its activities"
"an endeavor to build a more buoyant economy"
"enthusiasm is a vital ingredient in all human endeavor"
"a political endeavor"

by j0rd4nkzf September 3, 2013

Buh huh huh <----awkward moment ender

an affectionate phrase used to deflate the awkwardness of a previous statement.

I heard your cousin Sheila has an STD

Buh huh huh!

by curt February 21, 2004