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Ralph Waldo Emerson

A very wise philospher of the 19th century. Founder of the transcendentalist movement. Buddies with Thoreau and Whitman. Wrote an essay called "Self Reliance", which stated that every man should decied for himslef what is right, and follow that, instead of following what the group says. "Whosoever is a man must be a non-conformist". Often misunderstood by ignorant stooges who dont actually read the essay... the same people who say "Thoreau went and lived where for two years... what a pussy"
meathead 1 -"those trangendenerots or whatever are fucking stupid"
meathead 2- " right... dude lets go pick up the new fiddy cent album"
meathead 1- "sweet"
by Demosthenes March 10, 2005
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dirty emerson

Getting into a morph suit and have intercourse, then you take off the morph suit and insert it into a woman’s vagina until it’s all gone.
Dang got a little freaky performing a “dirty Emerson” on my girl last night
by ughgloomy April 12, 2020
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Dirty Emerson

You do A three finger pull on the G spot while finishing your partner with Oral. Right at the climax you scream "Put a Dildo In My Ass"
50/50 if your partner does or doesn't.
He took a real gamble last night with the Dirty Emerson. I heard she actually put it in!
by Roy Heuber September 10, 2021
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Keith Emerson

Baddest ass keyboard player, a founder of rock bands The Nice and Emerson, Lake and Palmer. He was first rock musician, who put keyboard in the forefront of the band, as leading instrument.

Keith was famous by his flamboyant stage acts, like stabbing organ keyboard with Nazi knife, or simulating fuck with his instrument . Often called "Hendrix of keyboards", for his epatage playing style. Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
Keith Emerson was Hendrix of keyboards! No, he was Kurt Cobain of keyboards.
by dildo777 July 13, 2018
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Miss Emerson

The winner of an informal beauty contest.
Emerson nice tits that she has. She's goin to win the Miss Emerson contest tonight.
by Bill Campbell January 12, 2004
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Freya Emerson

A Freya Emerson is someone whose shy on the outside but strong on the inside, like a ferrero rocher. She may have have problems but isnt too codependent. she trusts her friends and is a caring, loving person to her closest friends or families, if she is your friend you area very lucky person who takes care of her.
person 1: Freya Emerson is epic
Freya Emerson: wtf
by StarryLizz December 1, 2019
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Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like Nature and Self-Reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullshit he can think of. Long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. Emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming homosexual with his protege, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in a fucking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.
All the teachers say that you shouldn't write like that idiot Emerson.
by Winky March 4, 2005
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