Fear ejaculation

Like premature ejaculation but you hope for it... When your primal instincts take over and you have a boner but really you want out of the situation so you just cum and run.

She was coyote ugly but I was already there so the only way out was fear ejaculation.

by lincolnstyle October 19, 2019

Atomic Ejaculation

When you ejaculate with so much force, it splits an atom and creates a nuclear explosion.

Man: Ohhh yeah, feel that atomic ejaculation!
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?

by Professional Racist March 31, 2022

Schrodinger's Ejaculation

A situation of when your neither know if someone has ejaculated or has not ejaculated

Don't pull a Schrodinger's Ejaculation on me!

by UltraKami November 9, 2022

ejaculation

See: Spooge

I spooged like a freight train last night, all over my bitch's face. She is such a spooge monster.

by Spoogie McSpooge August 21, 2003

social ejaculation

To reach a non-sexual climax in a social situation which results in immense relaxation and low energy, often followed promptly by a withdrawal from the interaction and deep slumber.

Wow, that guy was so excited last night when he arrived at the party, he told all of his stories to his friends and experienced social ejaculation within a half hour. He was later found snoring on the couch, unresponsive and content, all the while sober.

by Martin Smiles April 26, 2010

emaskulation

Fear of being perceived as less than a manly man by appearing in public wearing a face-covering.

Herman Cain feared emaskulation, and now he's dead.

by Sozorofuji July 30, 2020

Ejaculationship

A relationship based on a booty call. Specifically from the male perspective. Less substantial than FWB.

Chrissy and I have a great ejaculationship going on.

by DurtyB808 June 12, 2011