elebator

One who masturbates in high places.

Masturbating in the rapidly ascending elevator, Joe was an elebator. Or,diddling himself in the Oval Office, Bush is an elebator.

by Johnny B Baade October 21, 2008

elevatorshafted

when someone gets into the elevator after you and gets off before you, you have been elevatorshafted

I don't believe it, I have just been quadruple elevatorshafted on my way up to the office

by phexxa April 9, 2010

Elevator Diffusion

The phenomenon in which people evenly distribute themselves in an elevator, especially after people get on or off said elevator.

Failure to do so will result in very awkward situations.

John: The elevator's stopped, time for elevator diffusion!

Kate: Why is this random standing right next to me?
John: Hey buddy! Follow elevator diffusion!
Random: Sorry, man

by relativity13 April 5, 2011

Elevator Rage

noun, verb The extreme anger felt by some elevator riders when another rider chooses to take the elevator up one floor as opposed to taking the stairs. People that are habitually late or dislike fat people are more likely to experience elevator rage. Elevator rage rarely escalates to violence, but is the cause of much eye-rolling, loud sighing, and pointed watch checking.

Kat can no longer control her elevator rage, she even gets pissed when the guy on crutches rides the elvator from 13 to 14. Joe was elevatoring raging the whole way up to our sales appointment.

by Topper 7770 July 6, 2011

elevator knob

When a fuckboy sends you a video of him wanking and his knob is bigger than his skinny Dick

Zach has an elevator knob

by Tanishaa123 June 15, 2018

Eleanor Bowen

A slang word for a really fit girl.

“Holy fuck did you see that Eleanor Bowen?”

by Nig Kurh June 17, 2019

elevator eating

Elevator eating is a date worse then death. The process of making the sickening act of elevator eating starts with two guys, one inside the elevator and the other one stuck in the elevator doors while the guy inside starts eating the other guys ass without consent. But while the guy eating the ass does his thing the one that's stuck gets ripped apart from the elevator moving and dies.

Infact, the cursed act doesn't end until the person that's stuck shits himself after his death and makes the other participant stop.

Unless he also likes eating shit.

Gal shier and his friend went up thru the elevator and started commiting elevator eating while the saw someone got stuck between the doors

by Aventador ali February 18, 2020