Captain Enriques

Captian Enriques : Noun and or Verb;

1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.

2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.

3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.

Hey Trevor!?

Yea?

The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.

Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.

Thanks Trevor.

by Mr.Smilestomuch February 28, 2013

Sloppy Enriquez

A sexual maneuver involving a guy cumming into his own hand and slapping his sex partner across the face with it.
Somewhat related to the Dirty Sanchez , Angry Dragon, etc.

Last night I gave her a Sloppy Enriquez. She suddenly had to leave...

by DragonPoonSlayer52609 September 2, 2013

Julian Enrique

A tall male who's favorite word is "lanky". he relishes in the rare occasions in which he gets to prove Mariam wrong. He enjoys the word "camioneta" as well as being the first one out in silent ball. He copies Mariam's labs, and enjoys being called by his middle name "Enrique". he also pronounces "laboratory" wrong and uses the word "animosity" excessively. His best features are his hair, ability to talk for hours, and others that won't be listed because he doesn't need a boosted ego. He wants to play man-hunt with Mariam.

If only I was Julian Enrique. Maybe then I'd have luscious vibrant hair.

by mare November 28, 2014

fabian enrique barron

Lazy, small dicked, selfish, gives up all the time, drops girls out of no where, sex addict, doesnt like to fix things, doenst know how to chamge a tire, and has bad taste in woman. When he actually has a sexy gf he drops her for a chiken run looking bitch. Like to get girls pregnet in the first month of being together

Fabian Enrique Barron lets talk about it? NO

by smartasabitch101 July 2, 2016

Vicente Enrique

The most selfish person you’ll ever cross in your life. If you hit his ego hard enough he might just die. He always brags about money and belongings. Basically the most materialistic person ever.

“Are you turning into a Vicente Enrique? OMG!”

by Nikipiki December 18, 2018

Vicente Enrique

Basically the most self-absorbed and egocentric person you’ll ever cross. Will never admit he is wrong. He actually might die if you hit his ego hard enough. Finally he loves to brag about money and his possessions like it’s his job. (Although he would never actually work a single day in his life)

“Are you turning into a Vicente Enrique?! OMG!”

by Nikipiki December 25, 2018

Julio Enriquez

Julio is my boyfriend. forever & ever :)

example: omg is that Julio Enriquez, Jaslyns man?

by Jaslynwthewetty December 10, 2023