Erection Deception

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.

John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.

by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014

Erection Selection

Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.

Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?

Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?

Doorman: You like dat baby...

by MrTheMeist May 11, 2016

Erection frenzy

Having an uncontrollable and often inopportune erection which then leads others to a state or period of uncontrolled excitement and/or wild behavior.

While trying to take a cold shower at the gym to quell my erection, others saw the object of my embarrassment and it started an erection frenzy.

by Theofeeder April 12, 2023

Rogue erection

An extremely uncomfortable and untimely erection, usually occuring just before one is about to stand up. Makes abrupt trasitions from a seated position to walking almost impossible.

"I was already late to work but a rogue erection I experienced as I was pulling in the parking lot cost me my job."

by R.H. Sweaters November 14, 2009

Juan Erection

-A penis so erect, it crosses the Mexican-American border, therefore transforming it into a Juan Erection.
-Also used to describe Juan's Erection

Billy just experienced his first Juan Erection

by ShaggSpawns March 29, 2015

Deception Erection

When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small

My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.

by FarOutGalaxy June 23, 2018

rectal erection

where the act of one inserts a condom into the anus and begins to fill it with expansion foam

"I had a serious rectal erection the other night"

by budandjeff March 26, 2019