Jonathan Silverman exit

To be fired because you sent a email to a coworker about wanting to take a shit on someone's chest.

Modernized, but coined by the actor who told a director he would shit on him given a chance.

Steve knew he would have a tough time finding a job after last week's Jonathan Silverman exit.

by world champ crapper May 27, 2010

exit post

A post in a forum or on social media one uses to indicate they are leaving a group, thread, or discussion. Typically met with a roast of said person for making a spectacle vs leaving quietly.

A-Hey did you see Maria's post that she's leaving the group?
B-No I did not.
A-She got roasted pretty good for making an exit post.

by xxxmdubxxx January 9, 2017

Existing

Something none of us should be doing right now

I don't see how you don't get the description, existing is pretty straight forward

by ThatOneKidDrew September 16, 2017

bane of my existence

noun
something that is of annoyance, disturbance, ect.

minecraft builder: creepers are the bane of my existence
any minecraft player ever: yeah, same

by kawaii~devil September 21, 2019

peak of my existence

The Peak of Existence is not an actual place due to it having no beginning or end, it is simply a reality compacted full of questions and concepts that explain the meaning of life more as you ascend upward.

This is the peak of my existence, isn't it?

by siennastyles:p March 29, 2021

Exasturbation

1. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating to it. This can be done by either masturbating to the people involved, or the predicament itself.
2. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating.
Exasturbate is a cross between the words masturbate and the dictionary definition of exacerbate

1. Pete did not realize that he was only making his recent divorce to his ex-wife far more painful by excessively masturbating to her topless bakini photos from the time they spent their honeymoon at a nude beach in France. Pete's exasturbation eventually led him to commit suicide.
2. Johnny really wants to shape up, find a job and become an active member of society. Unfortunately his excessive masturbating is preventing him from finding a productive use of his time. If Johnny really wants to stop living his life cum to cum, he will need to end his destructive exasturbating immediately.

by Anonymouslyer May 19, 2015

marlena exit

a quick departure, usually from a party or gathering without many goodbyes. may seem abrupt.

Hey, what happened to Ken?
Oh, he's done a marlena exit, he's gone.

by Elaine Maz January 30, 2008