Douchely

The adverb form of "douche" or "douchebag". Often used in reference to an individual who portrays traits of the aforementioned words.

"My, you are looking rather douchely today in your man tank top, cargo shorts, ray-ban knock-offs, and man sandals!"
"He was acting douchely when he went off about men's rights."

by that nova grrrl July 13, 2013

douche

1) a vaginal cleansing device
2) a weak little pussy who often tattles on others because he is incapable of solving a problem by himself, and therefor invites more attacks.

on warm saturday nights... i go home.. close my door... turn up the music.. and douche myself.

god...god, ur just, ur such a douche...just god.. DON'T TOUCH ME!

by NoMerci366 February 19, 2005

douche

A person who owns both an iPhone and an iPad.

Guy 1: Dude look at John's new iPad. Doesn't he also have an iPhone?

Guy 2: Yea. He's totally a douche.

by jonodp April 3, 2010

douche

A word to describe really annoying people.

"My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
"Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche."
"You wanna go, Dom?"
"Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)

by Doom da Man June 5, 2007

douche

someone who wears white sunglasses

Jeff is wearing his white sunglasses again. What a douche.

by Red Velvet Cake June 17, 2009

douching

The practice of unexpectedly dumping a large amount of water from an elevated position (or from a moving vehicle, which is called a drive-by douching). The higher the position from which the target is douched, the better and more respectable the douching. It is traditional to play "Scatman" by Scatman John after completing this act. Video footage of a quality douching is a must.

That killer douching of Pierre from the top of the Eiffel Tower was definitely one for the history books.

by Nick D March 9, 2005

douche

The french term for shower

Vont saisir une se doucher vous sentir mauvais

by ffjjbskdug April 13, 2007