Doucher

a complete douche bag who's girlfriend is way too good for them

will is a doucher

by /\/\i(@E1@ July 7, 2011

Douchernova

Noun: 1) An astronomically profound expression of douche behavior. 2) The person (douche) who generates such.

What a night. Our solar system was scoured with intense shock waves from Jim being such a douchernova. Because of him, poor Pluto got demoted to Big Rock status.

by L*dub August 17, 2011

Douchery

In ancient Roman Times, public pre-orgy bathing centers.

"Caesar, away with us to the douchery. Tonight, we orgify."

by TugglesB November 4, 2012

Doucherson

Another form of a douchebag. Someone who is such a douchebag that they literally take it to another level.

"Can you believe that Billy stole his Grandma's life savings to support his heavy addiction to Dunkaroo's? You can't get them in the States anymore so he ordered like 15,000 boxes from Canada. What a Doucherson."

by Cease February 11, 2013

doucherary

When you are responsible to do something that you know is going to make you look and feel like a douche. Similar to fiduciary responsibility, except instead of being responsible for money, you are responsible for something that is going to make you a douche bag. Almost always used with "responsibility" after it, because most of us don't want to be a douche, but hey, we've all HAD to pull the douche card at some point.

For instance, being a wingman for your drunk little brother while he's shirtless in a nightlclub is your doucherary responsibility.

It was my douchery responsibility to be a dick to her because she was being a psycho bitch to my friends all night.

When I'm on Spring Break, it is my douchery responsibility to grind on every hottie on the dance floor.

by PimpinAintEasy March 22, 2013

Doucher

Basically a slut, a douche & an all around rude person that everyone ( including myself ) love. We just can't help but love him. WHICH MAKES US HATE HIM. But we still love him. He's such a doucher.

Look at Jason Dean Richards hitting on Destiny after sleeping with someone else. God why isn't he flirting with me too?! He is such a doucher.

by Fuuu August 12, 2013

doucheraft

A person that Isn't worthy of the hefty title of 'douche canoe'

Tom: You're a douche canoe!
Jack: No. You're not worthy enough to use that, you doucheraft!

by George97 November 13, 2013