dogfight

A contest, usually between Marines or military personel, where each man pitches in around $50. With that money, they rent a bar or club, and the rest goes to prize money. The object is to get the ugliest girl to come with you as your date. The man with the ugliest date wins. There are specific rules:
1. They must be polite
2. They must buy the girl a drink
3. They must dance if they want to be judged
Dancing is final judging.

The Marine brought the ugliest girl he could find to the dogfight, but he still lost to the guy who brought a drag queen.

by R.J.P. April 20, 2007

dogfight

1. aerial combat between fighter planes

2. a disorganized and riotous brawl

The dogfight did not deter them from carrying out the mission.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2009

doodin

The same as "doing" but with dood!

Used as "Doodin'"

Marc says:
hey dood
amber marie. says:
yo dood
Marc says:
how ya doodin?
amber marie. says:
ha, good
amber marie. says:
how you doodin'
Marc says:
im doodin it! lol

by Marc Bishop April 15, 2008

Doobie Dick

Doobie dick is a famous party which involves a male inserting a doobie(joint) into his penis and proceeding to wave it about trying to burn fellow party goers.

Jim: James did the doobie dick last night!!
David: Oh my god, seriously?
Jim: He ended up burning some girls forehead.

by jayjaybarlow June 2, 2009

doofitis

The condition when the memory of a doofus is cloudy due to inflammation caused from stupidity

AJ- "I wasn't positive.. my memory is a lil cloudy."

Jacqui- "Cloudy from what?? Doofitis?"

by doofitis January 14, 2011

Doobie Downer

An occurrence or person that makes a high stoner paranoid or upset.

Duuuuude, your girlfriend stopping by was a real doobie downer.

by LilJerry February 14, 2009

doodie-dufflebags

a suffix added to a name to show dislike. Means the person is a big bag of shit. Commonly used by children. The only appropriate time to say this as an adult is when drunk and talking to a douchebag.

More effective if it rhymes with the name or creates an alliteration.

Timmy: "Matt Doodie-dufflebags is a piece of shit."
Timmy's mom: "Don't say 'shit', you're twelve."

by screwyou2 February 5, 2010