Big doody

Brown stuff that comes out the butt. Formerly known as number 2.

“I just went big doody.”

“The bathroom really smells. Someone must have taken a big doody.”

by Harold McDonald March 29, 2021

Doody Pops

Farts. The sound of barking spiders. A child safe FART word for little kids. A"POP!" that smell like Doody! A Pop! that smells like Pop! A smelly sound, when Mommy says "Bad Dog!"

"Bobby, did you make doody pops? " Bobby points at the dog, "Dolly did it!" "Bad dog!" Mommy says.

by Bob Who October 1, 2016

dash doodie

When someone takes a shit in your car and you don't know where the source is.

*opens car door* Holy hell! What is that god awful stench? Must be a dash doodie.

by FineAsFuck1234 November 22, 2015

Little Doody

The act of urinating. Also known as number 1.

“I drank so much water, I have to go little doody.”

“We went to the rest stop for a little doody break.”

by Harold McDonald March 29, 2021

Doodie sploosh

when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt

yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh

by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020

Dereliction of Doody

The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.

By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.

by Gipple March 1, 2018

doodie pooter

a farter that farts with shit.
someone who sharts.

my dog is a doodie pooter.

by katie boo September 11, 2012