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Doc Stalk

That creepy feeling you get when you open a google doc file at work and realize that one of your teammates is also looking at it, but then you open another one and see that same teammate already there again. Repeat into infinity.
"I closed my computer and went on a coffee break when I realized I was doc stalking Katherine."
by liubiquitous July 29, 2019
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Doc Waz

where the teacher?
he is to busy being a doc waz
by SHLAMY August 18, 2019
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Doc holding

We’re you and your homie jack each other off then suck each other’s dick
I was doc holding with Jeff but it’s not gay because o said no homo
by A mofokur June 10, 2020
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Doc Hudson

The sexiest man in the Pixar universe according to some.
He may be a car, but Doc Hudson could get it.
by RIPWebkinz November 14, 2021
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doc kid

Term for the current generation of smash players who first got into Melee after seeing the documentary series The Smash Brothers.

The doc covers notable professional Smash players active since "Golden Era of Smash" (2003-2008), the history of the competitive Melee scene, the 2013 Evolution Championship Series (the largest Smash tournament of its day), and the Smash community’s desire for people to keep playing Melee despite the GameCube being discontinued since 2007.

Since its release in August 2013, anyone who claims to have been inspired by this documentary to cease showering and redirect their efforts to competing in Smash games is a doc kid.
smash player 1: “So, how did you get into Smash?”

player 2: “Well I guess I’m a doc kid. Probably why I’m a Melee purest lol.”

player 1: “LMAO, me too. That doc changed my life man. So weird to think it’s kinda old now, though we’re still considered part of the new generation.”
by BT_Haggrd April 26, 2022
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Doc-Chamock

A fake doctor. A portmanteau of Doc(short for real doctor) and Chamock, someone who makes a mockery of sacred institutions and/or symbols. The term could apply to dentists, chiropractors, Doctors of Education (Ed.D.) (think Jill Biden). However, the term has colloquially come to apply to eye "doctors", especially optoms as ophthalmologists can make a stronger case for deserving the title doctor.

It is important to note that NOT ALL optoms are Doc-Chamocks. If the optom in question pipes down, stays in their lane. describes themselves along the lines of an ophthalmologist secretary, they are NOT Doc-Chamocks, as they are not making a mockery of the real profession.
Did that person asking me to read the letters on the eye chart actually introduce themselves as a Doctor Marisa?!?
ROFL, yes.

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by SheevPalpatine27 March 25, 2023
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Doc Martens

The correct spelling of the boot. Not that a punk should care what someone else thinks, but seriously... A poser because they can't spell? A poser because they can't afford Doc Martens? That's plain ridiculous. You obviously DON'T know you're history of Punk. Back in the 70s-80s punks would steal anything they wanted and couldn't afford. ESPECIALLY in England. Nowadays, you can't really get away with that so much. So, the only real reason a Punk wouldn't own Docs because they've got other boots is

A: They can't afford Docs

B: They don't have access to a computer

C: They prefer monkey boots

So, I'm sure that those things totally define a poser, right?
For REAL Punks, the only reason that clothing has anything to do with being a poser is wearing a band t. Posers are people who look it, but don't listen to/like it. You, my friend, are a poser. You call people posers because they don't know how to spell Docs like you do. WELL, Punk isn't about doing what people like, and it certainly isn't a spelling bee, so maybe you should reconsider what a poser is.
Ohai, my name is slipsheet, I go around teh intarnetz calling peeple posarz becuz I haf to prove that I am moar Punx then them!!1! Its doc martens, nawt doc martins u poser!
by sleepsheet likes anal. August 20, 2010
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