DIRECT EFFECT

Worst show ever on MTV. It plays rap and only rap, then takes over MTV.

If Direct effect wasn't a show then rap wouldn't have taken over.

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.

The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.

by Bananalover2468 April 20, 2011

One Direction

One of the biggest bands that ever existed. The band members are regularly known as terrible dancers and the best people on earth.

One Direction, often shortened to 1D, are an English-Irish pop boy band formed in London, England in 2010. The group are composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson; former member Zayn Malik departed from the group in March 2015.

After Zayn Malik left the group, the band only lasted for about another year. After that, the band announced a hiatus that was supposed to last 18 months. Well, we're in December 2020 right now and it's been 60 fucking months.

A permanent split has not yet been confirmed, for this reason it is believed that for members of one direction, 18 months have a different duration than normal.

Person 1: What's your favorite favorite band?

Directioner: One Direction.

Person 1: Girl One Direction no longer exists.

Directioner: *cries in a not so cool way*

Person 1: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to-

Directioner: Shut the fuck up girl. They're in a damn H-I-A-T-U-S. I don't care if it's been over 18 months. THEY'RE STILL EXIST AND THEY'RE STILL A BAND. You can't change my mind.

by Foockinloosah December 8, 2020

false directions

false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.

Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.

by thatguybillmurray January 24, 2012

direct willy

directly inserting the tongue into the ear, skipping the licking of the finger and transfer of cold saliva entirely. very nasty.

OOOOOOH you gave me a direct willy. gross.

by 'possom man October 8, 2013

Direct tv

Direct TV is a shit company, a waste of time because you can't watch anything. The channel is way too expensive.

"Tom I just took a shit," "oh you just took a direct TV? Gross."

by Direct TV is shit June 21, 2018

Directional North

The direction in which you are facing. This is a universal north for all beings.

Which way are you facing? To my directional north.

What’s directional north? Any way I am facing.

by Medicman861 August 8, 2019