Dingleberries

Poop stained toilet paper balls that gets stuck to your butthole hairs after wiping.

I'm not buying this toilet paper anymore because it gives me dingleberries.

by Davenm June 3, 2015

dingleberry

A ball of tangled fur, feces, and random debris that forms in the stomach hair of outside-dwelling cats and dogs, usually in the southern United States.

"We'll have to give Angus a line cut, he's picked up a dingleberry or two."

by Daniel Mellstrom January 2, 2006

dingleberries

The unslightly chunks of snow, slush and icicles that accumulate around the wheels, flaps and dangle underneath the chassis in the winter.

Man, I hate winter! Especially when I get dingleberries on my car that leave a pool of water in my garage when they melt.

by iowabuckeyes January 26, 2010

dingleberry

Someone who uses their Blackberry device on a toilet and then doesn't wash their hands upon completion. That Blackberry device is now tainted, thus becoming a Dingleberry.

I used my Dingleberry to text message my friends while on the toilet.

by Peakie September 7, 2007

dingleberries

The result of dingalation.

See Dingalation

Dingleberries around the asshole is a result of dingalation.

by DzNutz January 20, 2004

Dingleberries

pieces of poo that you meant to poop out, But they stayed in your ass.

Eeew!!! I have dingleberries in panties again!!! :(

by scorpion April 22, 2004

dingleberries

–noun, singular -rry.
Slang. small clots of dried shit clinging to the rump of an animal or to the anal hairs of a human being.

"Beware those 'optimists' who publicly declare they can plant their dingleberries in the fetid soil of consumer society & harvest a bouquet of roses the following summer. They're just cracking walnuts with their ass."

--Henry Chinaski, "The Pisswild Horses of Perdition" (Black Sparrow Press, 1973)

by Chance Wayne May 24, 2010