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Denver Nuggets

A professional basketball team in the NBA. Known as probably the most stereotypical black team with "thugs" such as Carmelo and K-Mart. Renaldo Balkman is by far the most laid back, chill player on the team, and may sell weed, along with other drugs to various members of the team.

The Nuggets are also known for their array and collection of colorful tattoos. Majority of the team is covered with tats, and those who aren't are generally looked down upon and forced to be various team member's bitches.

Head coach George Karl has one of the most unique and mystifying modern-day slave-driving relationships with the team, somehow relating to black, thug, 20-something year olds, while he himself is an almost-60 year old white male. Behind doors he cracks his whip on players like Chris "Birdman" Andersen, and hates him for disrespecting what the white man gave him by covering himself in ink and trying to hang out with the thugs of the team. Much like battered wife syndrome though, the players have come to love Karl, and Karl loves the money they make him.
The Denver Nuggets are in playoff contention every year, and they are consistently the only challenge to the Los Angeles Lakers in the Western Conference.

George Karl: "Come on now boys, make me that money!"
by Woobers April 13, 2010
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Double Denetration

Denetration two a new level, in which the male not only penetrates through the female's denim jeans, but his own as well, inciting the penetration of two layers of denim jeans, hence double. See denetration
Daaaammn that girl's booty is too nice to wait on. Fuck, getting her naked, in fact, fuck getting me naked, its time for double denetration.
by MC (Sin)atra January 21, 2008
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deeter

J-Rich is deeter as fuck.
by Max Schutte April 8, 2008
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denderfiliac

by Ashley July 31, 2004
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Charlie Baker Denver Row

Code name for Cell Block Death Row, the most hardcore cell block in a maximum security prison. This is not a place for the weak - prison rapes and beatings are common. From Ice Cube's song "Check Yo Self." Based on a phonetic alphabet (for example, A = Alpha, B = Baker, C = Charlie, D = Denver, E = Echo, etc).
"They send ya to Charlie Baker Denver Row
Now they runnin' up in ya slow"
-Ice Cube, "Check Yo Self"
by Nicholas D March 13, 2009
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denver shuffle

A cross walk that stops all traffic and allows all pedestrians to cross the street in all directions and even diagonally. First originated in Denver, then adopted by other cities across the country.
When all the lights go red and only pedestrians are allowed to go then we are doing the Denver Shuffle.
by patrickmc4 January 10, 2008
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dentard

A dental nerd. A dental professional, most likely a dentist or dental student, who is so obssessed with teeth and the mouth that they think or talk about little else, becoming essentially "dentally retarded." This happend especially when grouped with other dentards. Spouses of dentards are the most likely to be affected by dentard behavior, unable to control the track of a conversation or party from becoming focused on teeth or the dental office.
Friend/Spouse: So, what do you want to do later?
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.
by Aaron J. R. June 12, 2008
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