Danny DeVito

The physical saint. He has monster condoms that he uses for his magnum dong.

Ayo, Sexy beast be packin'. Danny DeVito is god!

by anonymous October 19, 2020

danny devito prison

the Danny devito prison is a place you can always venture to when do under the influence that the only thing that comes to mind is danny devito. obviously.

“i’m going to the Danny Devito Prison tonight.”

by danny’s girl September 22, 2021

Dirty DeVito

When you're a morbidly obese man who likes even more morbidly obese women, but you're both too fat to copulate. So instead, you have her sit on your face. However, because she is so morbidly obese, she can't reach far enough around to wipe herself, so you end up with a vertical racing stripe of feces on your face. The dirty DeVito.

They were so fat, the best they could do is a Dirty DeVito. Afterwards he had to wash his face.

by Cardone6969 January 19, 2010

denton

To screw something up; British slang for penis.

Bush and Blair really dentoned that war in Iraq, didn't they?

by Rich Berg July 4, 2007

Deito

When you are eating doritos and you are getting full

Mark: "damn im feeling deito man"
Danny: "nah mate give me the rest of your doritos im not deito yet"

by Yeamategohaveanother March 12, 2018

Denitsa

Someone named Denitsa is typically of Bulgarian decent, meaning she's basically Russian which makes her a Communist. She makes jokes that are not funny by any means, but her laugh will literally make you roll down a hill. She loves to act really dumb even though she isn't because all Communists are smart. She's really pretty even though she doesn't think so. She doesn't listen to what anyone says because she's a big pain in the ass, but overall she's pretty great. She'll be your friend forever and that's kind of a downside because she's really fucking annoying. Just kidding, she's not that bad, she's actually the best person ever and the end.

Denitsa is really fuckin' annoying, but actually jk she a real one.

by urfavenimbus October 14, 2018

Dentocram

The act of uber teeth brushing/cleaning/flossing just before going to the dentist, to make sure you don't appear filthy to the dentist; similar to cramming before an exam, but with dental hygine; born from a deep seated need to impress with obscene cleanliness.

I have to get up half an hour early to leave time for a good dentocram before my dentist appointment tomorrow.

Can't go to the dentist unless you dentocram, doesn't feel right...

by greaseguru December 7, 2010