Damonated

For one's argument to become invalid based on lack of knowledgeable information source or no source at all.
Stems from a video clip of Matt Damon damonating a cameraman.

You can't tell me how you learned that 87% of all statistics on the internet are made up? You just got Damonated. Your argument is now invalid.

by Ejvind August 2, 2011

Damond

A shortened name for a double shot almond milk latte.

This morning I stumbled desperately into my regular cafe and spluttered out my order as "Damond."

by larbara August 15, 2018

Damon Salvatore

A super hot, mesmerizing, perfect person. one of the main characters in the show the vampire diaries.

Damon Salvatore is the best looking person I’ve ever seen.

by SimpForSalvatore January 26, 2021

Damoni

A fuckin black nigga aggy asf always talking about somebody and always yelling with that big ass mouth and she’s skinny asf.

Damoni:hey
Girl: unt unt bye your name is Damoni

by BillyDaddy1 July 11, 2022

Matt Damon

kids say 'matt damon' instead to saying 'god dammit' when they're around adults cause it kind of sounds similar.

teacher: "Ok class, we are having a pop quiz!"
student: "Matt Damon!! I knew I should have stayed home sick today!"

by rdaugh December 30, 2007

She's fucking Matt Damon

A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.

See trading up

Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?

Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.

Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.

by Knowmadd April 11, 2008

shaft of damocles

A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.

Hey man, we made a shaft of damocles last night. Muthafucker cost us $2, and hits like you wouldn't believe.

by Dylan and Alex March 9, 2007