Fog Ducker

Dog Fucker with the first letter of each word swapped.

What did Tom do all day? He rarely shows up anymore, this morning he's late, is he even working?

Nah... he's a fog ducker.

by Eddy July 17, 2007

Fuck the Duck

Fuck the Duck or Fucking the duck is the act of being lazy. You are supposed to be doing something but instead you're "fucking the duck". If you are being really lazy it's called Fucking the Royal Duck.

"I thought Bill was going to help clean up theses leaves?" "No, he went to go fuck the duck."

"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".

by dirtykurty September 7, 2010

Ducklet

A particularly tiny and cute duckling.

Aww that baby ducklet is so cute it's killing my eyes!

by TrionaJ4ne June 5, 2011

Duckeasy

A restaurant that surreptitiously serves foie gras (fattened duck liver) in jurisdictions that outlaw the practice. The name is a play on the prohibition era phenomenon of the speakeasy, which illegally served alcohol.

George: I'm going out for some foie gras tonight. Want to come?

Martin: I thought that foie gras had been banned.

George: It has been but you can still get it at the duckeasy.

by AYYFRON July 22, 2012

Duck song

A national anthem for all the nerds out there. You can dance to this song wherever and whenever and even with your rubber duck. Just remember: the first duck song is the best.

5 year old says 'The duck song is a bop!'
nerdy 14 year old 'OMG!!It is lit.'

by quacking up with laughter April 13, 2019

Fat Ducks

Stunningly Handsome

Look at you and your Fat Ducks!

That boy has some Fat Ducks!

by SpoonRRAR April 12, 2010

Rip the Duck

Taking a nasty lax shot

Bro: Bro, let's go shoot. I'm gonna rip the duck
Guy: Whatever. I like baseball. And dudes.

by laxabunga123 January 29, 2010