double fist

double fist-when one fist is simply not enough. It does not happen very often, but it does happen my friend! Look out for the rare and fruitfull opportunity to double fist, it will change your life!

I got a finger in, i got a fist on, wait! there's still more room, enter the double fist, oooohhhhh yeah!

by aussie fister December 31, 2006

double-fisted fighter pilot

variation of oral sex with "handlebars" where the woman is grabbed by a single ponytail with both hands and her face fucked, sometimes moving her throughout the room

experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"

Child 1: "Ha! Your mom wears a wig cuz she has leukemia."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."

by Pretarded Retro-schizophrenic February 5, 2010

Double fisted mule kick

The act of kicking an opponent behind you while spinning around and striking them with both your fist clinched together.

Jim just tried to do a "double fisted mule kick" on the dude at the bar. He missed and fell on his ass though.

by skibby avenger July 30, 2011

double foot fuck

Simultaneous foot jobs whilst two people sit across from each other. A mutual massage with the feet.

Some dudes on the interwebs are into that double foot fuck. Eww.

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

Double Freezer Pull

the act of taking 2 popsicles and two people sticking popsicles in their rectum and taking them out switching them around and enjoying their popsicles

johnny and june double freezer pulled one another and ate their poopy flavored lollipops

by jimmycrackcorn2524 January 11, 2012

Double Fap

The act of jerking off twice in a row without a refapatory period.

"Bro. I double fap this morning."
"You wacked it twice in a row??"
"Yep. Double Fap"

by Peckman05 May 26, 2015

double double felch

To penetrate twice in the asshole, then ejaculate into the asshole, then use two swift sucks to retrieve all seminal fluid and anal discharge. Not a move for novice felchers.

by FelchMonger January 4, 2003