2 definition by FelchMonger

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To yank your penis until it gets longer
Bitch said my cock was small, so I began to jelq mofucka.
by FelchMonger January 04, 2003

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To penetrate twice in the asshole, then ejaculate into the asshole, then use two swift sucks to retrieve all seminal fluid and anal discharge. Not a move for novice felchers.
by FelchMonger January 04, 2003

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