FelchMonger's definitions

jelq

To yank your penis until it gets longer

Bitch said my cock was small, so I began to jelq mofucka.

by FelchMonger January 4, 2003

double double felch

To penetrate twice in the asshole, then ejaculate into the asshole, then use two swift sucks to retrieve all seminal fluid and anal discharge. Not a move for novice felchers.

by FelchMonger January 4, 2003