Doomerosity

A scale used in the peak oil peaknik community to relate the level of global impact an individual expects from the peak in global oil production.

Ranges from 0 (peak oil is just a big hoax) to 6 (welcome to the stone age). 3 is a global catastrophe from which modern society will eventually recover.

My doomerosity is currently at 2, maybe 3. I used to be more of a doomer but that was just my apocophile tendencies getting the better of me.

by Jaymax September 26, 2005

doomerblobby

A relative that you REALLY do not want to admit you are related to.

Uncle Frank the crack addict is the doomerblobby of the family.

by PlaidCat August 26, 2010

hooger dooger

A very robust woman who takes up a fair amount of space. Depending on the severity of the doogerin she may posses her own gravitational field

I can't believe you actually slept with that hooger dooger, she weighs more than my car.

by JustForYouButters April 24, 2015

doober

n. a dumb or idiotic person, someone who is completely out of touch, an utter dork

"Man that guy with the razor scooter and snowboard goggles for sunglasses is a doober

by La Tigra April 18, 2004

Dooder

A big old hound type dog that LOVES to eat, sleep, be lazy, slobber, poop, and cuddle with their person(s.) A Dooder is also a silly and shy doggie woggie! Dooders also lack elasticity within their skin and possess big ears and noses! If one yearns for a mellow doggie woggie...git yerself a Dooder!

I know he don't want it but it's time to take the Dooder to the vet to git neutered!

by FIFI & ME September 29, 2020

cooter dooter

A crusty or dirty substance on or around a womans cooter or vagina or vagile region.

Damn girl you got some cooter dooter.

by Kevin Kessler May 1, 2008

doper

A person who is addicted to opiates, such as pills, heroin or even morphine lollipops.

It disgusts me to see what a doper Amanda has become.

by petejones123 February 10, 2015