diktok

A man over 40 that likes or follows a hot girls posts.

Derek likes red bikinis on Tiktok and and always presses like! What a Diktok!

by Sambiase November 8, 2019

3/4 distorter

A middle stage of the creation of an erection, normally brought about by non-tactile means, which -- if mistaken for a completely flaccid penis -- would make one viewing the penis think the gentleman is exceedingly well-hung.

So she answers the door with some jean shorts on, and all of a sudden I have a 3/4 distorter in my pants.

by DonQuiKong July 20, 2011

distortion

A sound that is not part of the original signal. Distortion can be a modification of the original signal (intermodulation distortion), or generating new signals that result from the interference of a combination of signals (harmonic distortion). Can be characterized as a roughness, fuzziness, harshness, or stridency in the music. There are many distortions that can be measured: IM (intermodulation distortion), harmonic distortion, and TIM (transient intermediation distortion).

Distortion can cause breakup, where the headphone can’t handle the power or the low frequencies, which causes sound to crack up.

by Monster Cable May 22, 2009

Diptooth

A man with an excessively large amount of chewing tobacco lodged between his teeth.

"Diptooth Dan has a really big lip packed"

by Disctooth August 26, 2006

dito bottom

Whenever you have a hand full of Doritos and throw them down someone’s pants and spank them to crush the chips.

Person 1: “Dude what’s wrong with you?”
Person 2: “I just got Dito Bottomed!”

by Whalley_30 November 30, 2017

Ditte

She is a pretty, sweet, amazing, kinda dumb in a cute way and so on! She has few, but very good friends! Her best friend is nothing like her, at all, but they know each other, more than any other persons will! She loves junkfood, but is still very slim and fit! She likes to hang out with "the boys", but still needs some girly-time! She doesn't have a lot of boyfriend's, but when she has one, it'll be a long relationship! She likes to be alone, and just be herself, when she needs it. She likes black clothes and is not really colorful, but does what she wants!
All in all, she is an amazing person and you can't do anything else, than love her!

Ditte

by Ditte's_best_friend! December 9, 2012

datto

Derived from the car manufacturer Datsun

That datto 1600 is nasty with that sr20det dumped in it.

by Datto April 23, 2004