Derek

DEREK IS A STANKY HOE. HE LOVES BALD HEADS AND CHILDREN. HE LICKS BALD HEADS ALL THE TIME. HES OBSESSED WITH TDS. HE SMELLS SO BAD I CAN SMELL HIM FROM ALASKA.HES A ROUGIE AND HES UGLY AS FUCK. HES SOOOO UGLYYYYYYYYYY. BUT HES MY KITTEN WITTEN. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HES FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY IM IN LOVE WITH BUT BRO HES SO ANNOYING

''omfg derek is annoying'' ''ong bro''

by Toast;) December 31, 2022

Derek

dick fiend

Aaron: Damn, Derek really left without saying bye.
D'anthony: Nate called him to tell him that he got them a hotel.
Jacob: Well yeah, that nigga Derek is a straight dick fiend.

by bruhbruh696969 June 19, 2019

Dereked

To be mugged off

I was waving goodbye to the taxi driver...when I got absolutely dereked.

by smeska December 4, 2011

derek

a HOT guy with HANDSOME eyes and a Great body

hey look its Derek
*faints*

by FEMALEDOGE April 2, 2017

Derek

Faggot
Best type of person you can find at a gay strip club.

" Hey Jamaine Did you notice derek is a faggot" said Hunter.
"Ya I seen him walking out of a gay strip club."

by Pussy__Bacon October 8, 2018

Derek

A fucking pedophile, eats fries and nuggets only. Sends nudes to girls underage especially 15 year olds.

Keep your kids away from Derek! he loves little girls

by qt π June 10, 2019

derek

simple.....a crossed eyed bastard..usually fat and thinks his body is sexy even though its not...when u talk to him u cant always tell if he is looking at you

derek....

by desireegf February 25, 2011