Friend 1:
Would you like revenge on your boss for making you work on xmas eve?
Friend 2:
Sure...what did you have in mind?
Friend 1:
Well...go on his laptop and do a little rear data entry...really stick it to him!
Friend 2:
Is that even legal?
Friend 1:
No probably not, so don't get caught!
Would you like revenge on your boss for making you work on xmas eve?
Friend 2:
Sure...what did you have in mind?
Friend 1:
Well...go on his laptop and do a little rear data entry...really stick it to him!
Friend 2:
Is that even legal?
Friend 1:
No probably not, so don't get caught!
by mde434 August 30, 2009
Get the rear data entry mug.The act of running scripts against a database, most commonly performed in either a SQL or Oracle environment. This includes, but is not limited to, statements pertaining to SELECT, INSERT, ADD, UPDATE and/or DELETE. In order for a procedure to be considered of true databasing nature, said procedures must be manually executed by the designated databasee. Scheduled stored procedures and automated jobs are not, under any circumstances, considered authentic databasing.
DB Admin: "Our records seemingly shifted overnight. None of the rows and columns match up in the audit."
Consultant: "I have sales on line 2. They were databasing without permission!"
Consultant: "I have sales on line 2. They were databasing without permission!"
by ATL11191981 April 21, 2011
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Search engines and marketing companies have gathered and sorted 90% of all information on our habits ever created by our species in just the past 2 years and 10% of all photographs taken in the history of cameras and videos where taken in 2011 all from the electronic devices which we are either unable or unwilling to live without.
Search engines and marketing companies have gathered and sorted 90% of all information on our habits ever created by our species in just the past 2 years and 10% of all photographs taken in the history of cameras and videos where taken in 2011 all from the electronic devices which we are either unable or unwilling to live without.
Girl: Hey did you see those crazy photos I posted on Facebook? Sexy, right?
Boy: No.
Girl: No? I tweeted them and sexted them to you too.
Boy: I'm trying to stay off the grid.
Girl: What on Earth for?!
Boy: Because Big Data is watching, that's why, and I don't I don't want the government knowing my business!
Girl: You're weird.
Boy: And you're just another rat in the maze.
Boy: No.
Girl: No? I tweeted them and sexted them to you too.
Boy: I'm trying to stay off the grid.
Girl: What on Earth for?!
Boy: Because Big Data is watching, that's why, and I don't I don't want the government knowing my business!
Girl: You're weird.
Boy: And you're just another rat in the maze.
by Tenacious Faulker December 8, 2012
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He is very loving and always nice. If he gets together with a girl that girl will never regret it.
He is very loving and always nice. If he gets together with a girl that girl will never regret it.
Danyal is cute.
by Jack_0101 October 16, 2019
Get the Danyal mug.Not only did Scott know the gestation period of a hippo, but he also tried to get me to make him a cup of tea. What a turbo data weasel.
by Fraser January 5, 2005
Get the turbo data weasel mug.The continuation of ruining online forums by a large, inept corporation. By constant and unending database errors rendering the site almost useless.
See Dale'd.
See Dale'd.
They tried to kill CFOT in the Dale fiasco and it came up short, so now they are trying to run people off with database errors.
by darwal8817 March 4, 2009
Get the database error mug.A dataclone is a clone account on IRC created by user dataman in order to skirt bans. There have been several thousand dataclone accounts created over the past 3 months on the Kiwi IRC network.
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