A stupid know it all cunt who likes John Deere and goes for the ugly fat bitch that resembles a cow. Has never jacked off before, and has a pretty solid three pointer. Dakota is also an inferior sub-human piece of trash that tries to be smart.
Person1: Ew here comes Dakota
Person2: Fuck, he’s such an asshole, stop talking.
Dakota: Hey mother fuckers
Person2: Fuck, he’s such an asshole, stop talking.
Dakota: Hey mother fuckers
by FuckingManWhore7683 December 4, 2019
Get the Dakotamug. Dakota is the biggest douche bag you will ever meet. He is the most self centered, careless jerk out there. The only thing he cares about is getting in your pants. He’s also verbally abusive, and doesn’t value your opinion. He gets jealous if you give another person more attention than you give him (even if it’s your little brother) On the plus side, he is a good kisser. So, if that’s all you looking for, he’s your guy ( unless he doesn’t think you’re a good kisser, then he’ll drop you like it’s hot)
Dakota is such an ass
by lexiiedav March 25, 2019
Get the Dakotamug. by Dakota’s mom November 5, 2019
Get the Dakotamug. by errrpppppp September 23, 2011
Get the Dakotamug. A fucking fat fag that gets no girls he has the smallest dick in the world and tries to date Xbox girls. He got rejected on Xbox and he turned Gay. His parents didn’t accept him so he moved in with his boyfriend James. They smash each other everyday you can find him on Porn Hub in the Gay Section
by Kirkland1234567899 January 2, 2019
Get the Dakotamug. Dakota’s are rude sorry to say but they are rude and toxic he is mean to any ugly girl that likes him he lies and is very dirty then lies more Dakota’s are usually a Gemini♊️
by Axel1417 January 7, 2020
Get the Dakotamug. by Trust me 357 August 3, 2018
Get the Dakota Handshakemug.