by TA aka DJ Douchebag August 6, 2010
Get the chubby cwam mug.After having anal sex while the sphincter is still open the other person shits into the open sphincter.
by Boltfan August 9, 2013
Get the Chilean Coalmine Rescue mug.When you text someone and ther try to act calm, while still expressing that they are supper irritated by your general presence
Leah(texting sarcastically): thanks for texting me for those 5 hours
David: Geez, i was working, like calm down.
David: Geez, i was working, like calm down.
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by Kenny of Suchness May 7, 2019
Get the super lieutenant chalmers mug.When you're holding it in, there will often be about 5-10 minutes where you really have to go, followed by another 5-10 minutes where the feeling seems to go away. This feeling is the calm before the storm, and you should take advantage of it and find a bathroom ASAP. Because when the feeling of having to go comes back, it's gonna be 10x worse.
Bob: Man, I really gotta go.
Joe: Okay then, I'll pull into this gas station.
Bob: Never mind, it's going away. I think I can hold it in longer.
Joe: No you can't, that's the calm before the storm. I don't want you pissing yourself in my car.
Joe: Okay then, I'll pull into this gas station.
Bob: Never mind, it's going away. I think I can hold it in longer.
Joe: No you can't, that's the calm before the storm. I don't want you pissing yourself in my car.
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