Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.
by w.DM2 August 3, 2020
Get the AppleBees's Customer Service mug.Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.
by Dyalect March 5, 2015
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A corporate cliche meaning that the direction of a business is ultimately determined by its customers. The business is compelled to sell products and services that customers want/need, at a price they are willing to pay, and provide an acceptable level of service, otherwise customers will look elsewhere and they will not make money.
It does not, as many people believe, mean that individual customers are always right, or that the business should be compelled to pander towards the whims of these individual customers. It is only the aggregate needs of all potential customers that need to be fulfilled.
It does not, as many people believe, mean that individual customers are always right, or that the business should be compelled to pander towards the whims of these individual customers. It is only the aggregate needs of all potential customers that need to be fulfilled.
by PiemasterUK February 18, 2011
Get the The Customer is King mug.What happens to black people after they've been arrested by the metropolitan police but even when an inquest records a verdict of unlawful killing, no policemen are ever convicted (because criminal charges are assesed based on evidence gathered by, you've guessed it...the police!)
'sarge, I just beat a nigger to death in the cells. But he had it coming, he was giving me lip. Or he would have done if I hadn't hit him first, you know what they are like'
'don't worry son, I'll have to gather the evidence myself and of course i won't find any *wink wink* and of course there were no witnesses in this busy police station were there'
'don't worry son, I'll have to gather the evidence myself and of course i won't find any *wink wink* and of course there were no witnesses in this busy police station were there'
by Ben Dover of the Yard April 23, 2004
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your favorite daily customer who comes into the store AT LEAST once a day who you look forward to seeing so much you show up to your shift!
(mostly applies to the partners at Starbucks!) :)
(mostly applies to the partners at Starbucks!) :)
alex: guess who came in last night when you werent closing?
mish: grande mocha??!!!
alex: duh! the customer crush of your life!
mish: grande mocha??!!!
alex: duh! the customer crush of your life!
by mish5253 October 8, 2008
Get the customer crush mug.A new approach to customer service with the thinking that huge doses of politeness and friendliness will make up for a total lack of actual practical assistance. See also cellular service provider customer service syndrome.
by Noel S December 3, 2003
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