Angle cumshot

When a woman is feeling unsafe and needs the bartender to help them

Woman: I need an angle cumshot

Bartender: who
Woman: the man in blue is getting agressive
Bartender: I got a bullet for you
Then has casual sex with woman

by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022

Cumshot

When a man enjoys something too much and masturbates he does a cumshot

He did a massicve sticky white cumshot and I ate it

by cum_master December 19, 2022

Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.

Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023

Cuddly bunny cumshot

When males hold their erect penis with their thumb on top of the head and pointer finger just under the head and slowly and softly rubbing the most monster nutbust of their lives out all over everything in sight.

My girlfriend didn't believe in the cuddly bunny cumshot..... So I blew it in her eyes....and titties..... And clothes......

by Dump truck January 6, 2017

Red Dead Cumshot?

Red Dead Cumshot? (also abbreviated into RDCS?) is a deep philosophical and spiritual question that has no direct meaning and serves as a torture device primarily for the Tunesian Special forces

Red Dead Cumshot? Is a form of psychological torture used by Tunesian Special forces.

Mo: uhhhh… denkst du Dutch von der Linde hat RDCS bekommen so auf sein Cowboy hut?

Mi: bitte erlöse mich bitte

by Düzce October 16, 2025

reverse cumshot

A reverse cumshot has been properly executed, when a man has reached his climax in a womens mouth. After this the women needs to keep the load in her mouth until the man tells an incredibly good joke, so the women starts laughing and thus for the semen comes out of her nose. She shall aim for the man, otherwise the technique is not properly executed.
If the women hits the man, congratulation, you just executed a reverse cumshot!

Bob: Man, I wanted to try out a reverse cumshot with my gf.
Jack: Ok whats the matter, did she miss you?
Bob: No she didn't laught about my joke. :(

by SekkiGamer October 24, 2022

Arabian Cumshot

When a man ejaculates onto their partner's head and then wraps a towel around it

"Why's your sister so mad today?"
"I think her boyfriend gave her an Arabian Cumshot because she ran out of her room crying with a towel stuck to her hard."

by Cum injester June 8, 2021