Crusty's Law

The comparison of a political figure to a fictional Star Wars character in lieu of making an intelligent observation about them.

See Godwin's Law.
He said Bush and Cheney are like Darth Vader & the Emperor but Obama is like Luke Skywalker.

OK, but why doesn't he form an adult argument about it instead of resorting to Crusty's Law like a little nerd?
by Crusty Burgerhead April 21, 2009
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crusty busty

Ejaculating on a girls chest, then allowing it to dry.
I just gave that girl a crusty busty.
by name00 March 23, 2015
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Crusty Wallflower

When you soak a tissue in cum and then throw it at the wall with enough force that it splats and sticks.
Tom: Bro, Darren's room is covered in crusty wallflowers.
Ben: I know, I helped him put them up.
by A Schlong Kiss Goodnight May 30, 2023
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crusty wipe

When you masturbate while having a crap then wipe with the tissue you came in.
I have a sticky ass after that crusty wipe
by Tedaa May 15, 2016
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crusty omlet

When a guy busts in a girls ear and then folds it over, like an omlet.
Damn my ear hurts! John gave me a crusty omlete last night.
by adawg123456 October 16, 2007
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Crusty Crate

Crusty Crate is a polish immigrant who lives in the city Sheffield. Thats all i have to say. Literally. Like theres nothing else about him. Except hes a victim of Cameroon (see the 3rd definition)
Joj: I've got a boyfriend. His name his Crusty Crate im keeping him away from the cameroon

Yowie Wowie: fair enough
by The Big Ham January 14, 2020
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Crusty Awakening

When a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. Low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage cum glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.
Ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that Bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.
by Bill MacElroy March 26, 2010
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