Cruise Weight

The 5 to 10lbs. (and even more in extreme cases) of weight put on while on a luxury cruise with all you can eat buffets, room service and plentiful alcohol.

"Hey man, you're getting fat!"

"It's ok dude, it's just cruise weight."

"Oh, I see."

by natron1588 November 7, 2012

bruise cruise

Slang to describe a journey that takes you into dangerous waters, or any other kind of place, or situation.

Dude, this whole day has been a bruise cruise!

by Peter Hoagland April 10, 2008

beach cruisers

Flip-flops, sandals, anything you wear at the beach.

A. Hey mate, have you seen my beach cruisers?
B. Ye', they're in the car.

by beach cruisers April 4, 2016

Jesus cruisers

(Jee•ZUS•CRU•zers) n. sandals. usually with simple leather straps.

That hippy was wearing his Jesus cruisers in the winter! That dude was a hard core Deadhead.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006

Cruise Ship Drunk

To be so intoxicated as one would be during an ocean voyage aboard a cruise ship, where people sometimes get extremely intoxicated, more so than they would on dry land.

"Wow, did you see that girl stagger into that pole? Man, she was Cruise Ship Drunk!"

by Ahwatukian August 17, 2004

ada cruise

The most prestigious and beautiful of all cruises. People of all ages, strangers and friends alike, pile into cars and flock to the heady land between grand rapids and lowell. While smoking large amounts of marijuana, participants take in the luscious natural surroundings and deserted roads. Cruisers often find themselves missing for hours on the long hilly roads hitting the bowl and driving into the sunset. Consuming only nuggets and gas, the Ada Cruise will remain one of the most popular leisurely activities for centuries to come.

"hey, you wanna go to Ada at lunch?"
"hell yeah just got some headies"

"You wanna cruise the maze?"
"no way man lets take an ada cruise"

by magistra March 22, 2010

cruiser troopers

Twelvies that take one sip out of a Vodka Cruiser (flavoured vodka drink) and then caption it with 'OMG SOOOO SMASHD' (or words to that effect. Usually accompanied by a duckface with the V sign in a selfie photo posted to social media sites.
Cruiser Troopers can be located at underage parties, train stations, local shopping centres or even down the police station being charged with underage drinking.

Ricky: Jesus, Natalie and her friends are cruiser troopers.
Dicky: Look at them making duckfaces and taking selfies.
Ricky: I hope they get picked up by a blue light taxi soon.

by KTV484 June 20, 2014