crossfit lesbians

lesbians who attend CrossFit gymnasiums, participate in the CrossFit fitness regimen, and/or compete in CrossFit competitions.

guy 1: why are there so many hot chicks at this gym?
guy 2: crossfit lesbians, dude

by noumismata January 12, 2017

CrossFit Plates

Fake plates. They are way too ambiguous. You could load up the bar and have it look like 300kg when in fact it’s only 80kg.

Did you see John’s deadlift PR? Looked like 250?
Nah CrossFit plates pal.

by shakalakablacka December 1, 2017

Croissaunted

When someone or something is being haunted by croissants.

“I’ve been seeing bakeries with them everywhere, I think I’m being croissaunted.”

by CalledClover049 December 30, 2017

crossfit baby

A CrossFit baby is a child born as the result of two crossfitters having an extramarital affair.

Jane is getting a divorce because she is having a CrossFit baby with John. I guess she thought having sex was part of the WOD.

by Nofoxgiven May 8, 2018

Croissant Head

When you have a comb-over that looks like a croissant.

"Get a load of that guy, he has a croissant head..."

by That1Chung February 26, 2019

Croissantte

it is an insult in American-Hispanic culture mainly used in Florida and Tennessee

"you burnt Croissantte lookin head ass" ~ said Jose to Jamal

by Smokey__rr July 11, 2021

swamp croissant

When you eat a croissant or similar pastry out of someone's butt.

Brian: Hey Kolby, can I have a swamp croissant?
Kolby: Alright but I haven't wiped in a while, there might be dingleberries!

by nobody123balls October 22, 2013