Cripple Kill

When you kill 3 crippled people within a few seconds

Adam: Duuude i just got a cripple kill!
Steve: Thaaats crazy!!!

by Svasim February 5, 2020

crippled monkey fuck

taking a legless female to the park and fucking her while on the monkeybars. then after sexual satisfaction taking the wheelchair and her clothes with you and calling the cops to see her hanging off the monkey bars naked.

I hooked up with this crippled bitch last night an gave her the crippled monkey fuck at the park near my house. I video taped it, and u can see the cops taking turns with her instead of helping her.

by heyo October 18, 2006

Sex Crippled

When a girl has been fucked by a sex-god, leading her to cum so hard and so many times that afterwards she is incapable of movement. Often causes complete numbness, resulting in said sex-crippled girl to be unresponsive to being tickled or spoken to. Often cannot form words. May result in uncontrollable giggling due to mind-blowage of epic proportions

Guy- "hey babe, come smoke an after sex bowl with me"
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."

by bitch you know it August 6, 2010

Crippler

A sex position. So hard core you'll cripple your girl.

Guy 1: Hey man i just had sex with her
Guy 2: What position?
Guy 1: Crippler. Shes in a wheelchair now.

by cripplingpostisionman April 5, 2010

Chopple

Possibly the most attractive man on earth, yet so blindingly attractive women are blinded and turned lesbian

'yooo that's such a chopple over there'

by swousegamer21 November 17, 2020

cropped

cropped (past tense verb) - to crop someone from a photograph; can also be used in present tense: when one has a photograph that is an unusually good picture of one, but, unfortunately, also includes someone else that is either ugly; someone that one does not like; or, in the case of using the picture for myspace/facebook profile picture purposes, simply in the way

Look, you're my friend, but I totally cropped you from that graduation picture - I needed it for my facebook profile!

If Brittany weren't in this picture, it would be awesome. I guess I'll have to crop her ugly-ass face out.

I look awesome in that picture we took at the bar last night, but I'm going to have to crop James from the picture - I can't stand him anymore!

by J.J.098658 March 5, 2009

Social Cripple

A person who is alway saying the most inappropriate things at the absolute worst time.

Social HandgrenadeSocial RetardSocial VegetableSocially Hazardous

Don asks "So when are you having your baby?" The woman replies. "I'm not pregnant". That is an example of a social cripple.

See also : Social Handgrenade

by Don Myers July 15, 2006