crapalog

direct mail marketing catalog. junk mail.

All I got in the mail besides bills was a crapalog.

by Jaspers August 3, 2007

Crapatite

Much like the word "apatite" is the willingness of someone to put food inside of them, "crapatite" is the willingness of one to get food out of them.

Dude, a cockroach crawled across my ass while I was dropping the kids off at the pool and I totally lost my crapatite.

by Andrew X. Hunter November 13, 2009

Crapachino

When you have your morning coffee while taking a morning shit on the toilet.

"Every morning like clockwork, Noel goes into the restroom stall to have a crapachino"

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras July 9, 2021

crapadon

The islamic holy day of crap

It's Crapadon time again. hooray!

by steve austin September 19, 2005

cread

a smokey violation of your attempts at stackin bread.

come on man , dont pull a cread

by anthony passero March 12, 2007

Creacher

Combination of the word 'creeper' and 'teacher.' Often used to describe a creepy teacher in their mid-twenties who talks to their students on Facebook, invites them to baseball games, and wears professional-looking outfits with ties that are color coordinated to distract his colleagues from thinking he's a 'creacher.'

Tay: That social studies teacher is deff a creacher.
Gab: lmao. I know, right? He invited us to his baseball game!
Tay: OMG SRSLY? That's deff creacher status!

by t-money$$$ August 2, 2010

crapacorn

a person that is a Capricorn (born December 22 January 19) that treats people like crap or like shit. Is rotten to people.

I dont care if today is Amanda's birthday. She is a Crapacorn.

by ncnuggets May 21, 2010