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Boston Bedroom Creampie

The act of having sex useing hersheys chocolate syrup as a lubricant then cumming inside the vagina and having her friend/yourself eat whats dripping out.
Last night i made the best boston bedroom creampie, my girlfriends sister said it was the best she ever had
by Knarf Oressap January 23, 2018
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I'm a creeper

Minecraft's Grimm Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers
Oh hi, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick tock tick tock
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
I do what I wanna
Move aside, mama
Tick tick, I'm a suicide bomber
I take control, then I'm gonna
Leave a gaping hole, Belladonna
That'll take its tole
When I'm on a quest to invade
Detonate your soul
Fizz like a lemonade then blow
So you better stay indoors
Or I'll find your mine when you're mining ore
You'll be dying, lying in gore
Darling, aw, what you crying for?
Did somebody break your diamond sword?
I'm the volatilest sort
What a violent force
That'll frighten Spartans hark and hear Leonidas talk
When he sees me "Tonight we dine indoors"
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's official, A ballistic missile
Couldn't get this result
I blow through stone like a six foot chisel
So you better shiver when you hear that sizzle
Fffffo shizzle
Take a listen It's a premonition of my mission
Death by demolition
If I don't come home there's a sign in my kitchen
To describe why I'm missing, gone fission
White hot raps, I got stacks
Sometimes when I die, I drop tracks
I got a lot, Ocelot, Fight off cats
If I'm feeling nice, then I might not blast
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
My hobbies and interests include going
Boom boom boom

Girl: wtf
Super-god-poggers-lord Chad: I'm a creeper
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Related Words

Creep

A guy that can make a libido disappear.
After being around the creep, she didn't want to fuck anything anymore.
by Solid Mantis February 19, 2018
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creampie

Internal cum shot; Act of ejaculating inside pussy or asshole. Also the moment after the internal ejaculation, when the cum drips out.
"... and then I ejaculated inside her and quickly take off my dick, watching the beautiful creampie."
by Creampier March 17, 2003
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Creampied

When you fill your partner’s orifice (ass or vagina) with semen
OMG Chad just got creampied
by JJwithCakes March 23, 2020
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Creeper's canon

Acceptable as well as unacceptable behavior for creeps can be found in the Creeper's Canon.
Little Pauly was scared his creepiness was too easily detectable so he thumbed through a copy of his uncle Willy's copy of the Creeper's Canon for some useful tips on avoiding undue suspicion.
by beansforbreakfast July 10, 2019
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Stealth Creampie

Secretly cumming inside the girl without asking
My ex girlfriend is still pissed about that Stealth Creampie i gave her a while ago.
by Eric M. July 20, 2008
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