Pre-Cream

"The art of knocking one out earlier"

Before a high class event, such as dining at a fine establishment, one must "Pre-Cream" to avoid any accidents later on in the night.

Please note: "Pre-Creaming" is not limited to sex, both men and women can enjoy its benefits.

Warning please do not attempt to "Pre-Cream" while shin pissing

Chico "Pre-Creamed" before his date with Colette at the Italin restaurant, to save any accidents happening later.

Dave Had a hot date later that evening, so he "Pre-Creamed" just incase.

by Northern_IT_monkey October 17, 2011

Arse cream

South African ice cream.

Hey bru? Do you want some tooty fruity arse cream with your braai?

by Krusty71 May 18, 2017

cream crackered

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

by dan September 2, 2004

creamed banana

When a men's penis still has the residue of a women's cum on it, usually only right after intercourse.

Slut: Oh, YES!! That sex was so great! Now... come here you.... let me take a taste of your creamed banana....

SHLOOP! SHLOOP! AUAGHHH!

by Carlito October 6, 2004

cream of geese

A person who, through their actions, rises to a level of public derision whereby they move from being labeled "a goose" to being lauded as "the cream of geese".

A: Did you see what Jeremy did yesterday?

B: Was he being a goose again?

A: Way beyond that: this time he's become the cream of geese!

by Purely Poisonous May 20, 2009

cream soda

Awesome soft drink with a light vanilla flavor. Often distributed by well known root beer companies for some reason.

IBC cream soda is the best.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

Cream Fade

When a male performs reverse cowboy and creams on the meat.

Holy shit dude! Did you see that rad cream fade.

by Ollieseym213 June 9, 2021