Creaser

Used to describe a scene of banter that is so fucking hilarious that you acquire crease marks on your belly from laughing so hard. Often, recipients of a creaser will be left crying and/or on the floor. It can also be used when a very dead joke is made, and someone could sarcastically exclaim that it was a “creaser”.

*retarded banter*
-“holy shit that’s creaserrr I’m crying lmaaoo”

by Silly_cunt June 8, 2018

creamers

n. A womans breasts tits. A note to the "obvious challenged": Referred to as creamers because they produce milk.

Check out the creamers on that MILF!

I'd like to milk those creamers!

by Bitch Splitta' August 10, 2006

Cold Stone Creamery

Basically what all kids do at home; take plain old ice cream and mix in candy. Everyone just thinks that it's so great because it's on a cold stone. Big woop. Is it worth six dollars when you could by three gallons for that.

Six year old: Mommy, can I mix candy with ice cream?
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!

by Johnny Jay2385wer7656897w697w5 October 16, 2008

creamer

a half hard boner

man that fucker was all up on me, i could tell he had a creamer

by raemichelle! February 5, 2009

creamer

a whore who craves sperm

jess: did you swallow ??
Ello: why yes

jess: ew you creamer

by feminist 4 lyf ** May 29, 2011

boston creamer

20 guys cum in one chicks mouth at the same time then they butt fuck her

veronica was realy excited to get her boston creamer for her 21st birthday

by petter john November 29, 2010

Kenosha Creamer

Kenosha Creamer aka Wisconsin Cream Puff... If there is one thing people in Wisconsin like its dairy products, big cows, and sausage of european origin. Using native Wisconsian skills developed by milking cows and handling kielbasa, this low impact endeavor can be implemented by the young and old alike. The naked man on hands and knees with his milk maiden carefully positioned below his man udder, mouth open readily waiting to recieve the steamy, creamy treat. Using the inherent milking aptitude native to these parts, the women skillfully fills her creamer a.k.a. mouth. Degree of difficulty can be increased by having the women sing the state song "Oh Wisconsin" or by playing polka music to add native ambience. Add some expresso and you've got yourself a Kenosha Cappuccino.

John knew he had an experienced chick on his hands when she suggested they do the Kenosha Creamer

by Pink Parts Inspector May 19, 2009