anal cracking

Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.

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by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013

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eggs are cracking

You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.

1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!

by joijoihere August 15, 2017

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crawling the walls

When someone is so horny that they really need a good fuck. Mainly used by females.

After I broke my vibrator, I've been crawling the walls every night waiting for my man to get home.

by Fred Riahi May 26, 2006

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Cracking

When someone's butt crack is visible above thier pants.

Geez, that guy's cracking really bad. Someone should go tell him to pull his pants up.

by zeko March 21, 2011

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Cracking in the porting

Spanish expression

It means the fact of situate a car just parked very closed to other friend's, in the way he/she can't leave it through that side.

It is very funny when you go out for party with enough friends to carry more than one car.

-Coche 1: Vamos, aparca justo al lado, que no pueda salir!!!

-Coche 2: Mierda, nos han hecho cracking in the porting. Cabrones!!

TRANSLATION:

-Car1: Come on! Park next to him. He won't be able to exit

-Car2: Shit, They did us cracking in the porting. Fuckers!!!

by Juan Angel July 30, 2007

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