Crapanese

A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:

1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss

"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"

"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"

"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"

All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.

by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011

Capac

A place where people think they're gangsta when this town is surrounded by corn. Also known to be very similar to Memphis.

Memphis kid: Yo wudup
Capacian: Ayyy nigga

Memphis kid: wan go uptown!?
Capacian: YEE!

notice how unfunny and uninteresting this conversation is. this is the typical capac/memphis talk. people are uneducated and fail at life here. do not get involved with people here. they will make you want to blow your brains out.

by completelyunsatisfiedwithcapac December 30, 2010

carpal hero syndrome

n. A condition very like carpal tunnel syndrome, occurs when the median nerve, which runs from the forearm into the hand, becomes pressed or squeezed at the wrist due to too many hours of obsessive Guitar Hero play.

Honey, I'd love to vacuum our living room, but I have carpal hero syndrome from sneaking out of bed at 3am to practice Guitar Hero. Sorry.

by miellyn December 9, 2008

Capase

(Pronounced ca-POSH) The response for when someone asks you "Capisce?" (Pronounced ca-PEESH) Meaning you understand what the person is asking, that it makes sense and you got it.

Male 1: "Hey bro, make sure you meet me at the bar by 11. Capisce?"
Male 2: "Capase. I'll see you there dude."

by noelanii August 20, 2012

Flux Capacitor

In the, "Back to the Future," series, a device that, when installed into a moving vehicle that can move at or above 88 miles per hour, allows a person to travel through time. The classic case of such a time travelling vehicle is the Delorian.

Dr. Emmet Brown struck his head in the bathroom only to find that he had come up with the idea for a Flux Capacitor

by Xandero June 28, 2006

crapalapadingdong

A word thats shows that tou are mad.

Awwwww,more homework? Crapalapadingdong.

by Tim April 2, 2005

crapaganda

(noun)1.Information, generally useless and biased, gained through listening to, reading, or otherwise utilizing one of the five communications companies in America2.Crapaganda is a mixture of the media moguls news and programmingagenda with advertising a.k.a. advertorial content e.g. Rupert Murdoch driving the war in Iraq on one hand and selling advertisements for gas guzzling SUV's on the other at the break)with lopsided reportage for example3. Anything that is seen heard read from Time Warner, Disney, Murdoch's News Corporation, Bertelsmann of Germany, and Viacom formerly CBS) -- who now control the media industry in the U.S. Crapaganda has little value to the ordinary citizens and consumers in the nation.

" Hey did you see that guy on Fox News try to sabotage former President Clinton by blaming him for the war in Iraq, and for not catching Bin Laden? What a bunch of crapaganda!"

by taoteqingren December 7, 2006