Ocean Canoli

A huge turd sticking half-way out of a toilet

"Hey Ricky, sorry about leaving that ocean canoli in your toilet."

by Carson Pumper February 8, 2006

douche canoe

Douche Canoe

1. Colin Smith
2. A person who's being a complete fuckface

*collin acting like a man whore*
Wow collin your such a douche canoe.

by mamajune July 11, 2014

Flaming Canoe

Used to describe the female genitalia of a natural redhead. The unshaven pubic region of a natural redhead.

Hank: Did you hook up with that redhead from the Thrushes concert yet?

Keith: Not yet but we're going out this weekend, hopefully I'll catch a glimpse of her flaming canoe!

Hank: Lucky...

by Earthsbanana July 15, 2009

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

canoe

Another name for vagina.

Michelle has a fat canoe!

by Binky2000 January 16, 2005

Snot Canoe

An elongated pussy secreting a vaginal discharge.

Pat, I rode your Mom's Snot Canoe down Tuna River and lost my paddle at Shithole Rapids.

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

Canoose

A Moose in a canoe

Id be more worried about them canoose if i was you!

by Jelly Jensen October 3, 2008